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I can't finish a whole serving. I mean I can, but I don't like to. It all goes right here. Jill Tracy was a former patient who had once tried to kill herself. Sad, yes, but this did not change the fact that she was unbelievably annoying.

Jill: Oh my God, what are you doing here? I was supposed to meet a guy for a date. I know what you're thinking, a Tuesday lunch date at the supermarket? He is so not into her. Well guess what? He's not! Jill: I waited for an hour just thinking "how many more guys from my yoga class can reject me before just saying enough," you know? Yogurt pretzels, oh yeah.

These are addictive. I'm gonna have one anyway. So, you guys wanna grab some lunch? And we were doing everything we could to keep them alive until we could locate donors. There was Mrs. Sikes, who needed a new liver. There was Mr. Dennison, who needed a new heart valve. And then there was Dr. Cox's guy, Dave Bradford. Cox: So, now, Davey-boy, I promise you, we're going to find you a kidney. I would literally swear on my father's grave, but whenever I go there, I usually just end up dancing on it.

Bradford: And so begins another round of "who had the worst dad. Cox vibed on it. Cox: As I lie in bed each morning and ask myself why I should put both feet on the floor, there are precious few reasons that I've ever been able to come up with.

A chance to escape Jordan's morning breath? It's too early to drink it, yes, but people, it is never too early to think about. And of course, the ever present possibility that I might finally happen upon Hugh Jackman and be able to give him the present that I've been holding for him. Cox: BAM! Still, the most persuasive argument I've ever been able to come up with is the fact that I get to come here, to this hospital, every day and help keep people alive.

Kelso: Fine, some of the boys are coming over tonight anyway, I'll bring it up to Morrison while he sets up the projector for the stag flicks. Cox: You feel more like a pastry, a very doughy pastry. I don't feel good about that. Way too easy. Cut to supermarket. He climbs onto someone's shopping cart, and ducks down and Jill walks down the same aisle.

The cart stops and falls over on top of him. Is that sad? Jill: Plus I have the whole day free. My shrink couldn't make our appointment. He found his third wife in bed with his second wife and got so depressed that he downed an entire bottle of his bulimic daughter's Prozac.

So now he's back in the hospital. Todd: No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was back here for 45 minutes waiting for a setup. My back is killing me.

But I nailed it. It's about commitment. Cut to J. He is in a bathtub full of ice. Cox is holding a scalpel and Mr. Bradford is holding a kidney. Cox shows him another kidney. End fantasy. The cafeteria stinks and I can't go to the grocery store because apparently crazy Jill Tracy lives there. Every time I try and shop she follows me around, like I'm her only friend in the world.

It's pathetic. Elliot: Maybe he's just overcompensating. You know, my brother, Barry, used to brag about all the girls he was dating, right before he quit JV baseball and started dancing for Japanese businessmen. Doctor's lounge. Janitor is about to enter, but stops when he notices J.

Come on. The patient dies, and Cox yells and flips the defibrillator cart in frustration. A few moments later, J. Cox : [in despair] He wasn't about to die, was he, Newbie? Could have waited another month for a kidney.

Sign In. Comedy Drama. Cox in a store, who both then run into annoying former suicidal patient Jill Tracy. Meanwhile Elliot and Carla do a little investigating and find out that Tod Read all J. Meanwhile Elliot and Carla do a little investigating and find out that Todd hasn't actually slept with anyone in the hospital - they jump to conclusions about his s Meanwhile Elliot and Carla do a little investigating and find out that Todd hasn't actually slept with anyone in the hospital - they jump to conclusions about his sexuality.

Director John Michel. Bill Lawrence Tad Quill. Top credits Director John Michel. See more at IMDbPro. Photos Add photo. Top cast Edit. Zach Braff Dr. John 'J. Sarah Chalke Dr. Elliot Reid as Dr. Elliot Reid. Donald Faison Dr. Christopher Turk as Dr. Christopher Turk. Neil Flynn Janitor as Janitor. Ken Jenkins Dr. Bob Kelso as Dr. Cox says "Yeah, you're right", and leaves the hospital. Scrubs Wiki Explore.

Turk Elliot Carla Dr. Cox Dr. Kelso Janitor. More Characters. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? My Lunch. View source. History Talk 0. What are you doing for lunch? Could have waited for another month for a kidney. Cox and Carla unsuccessfully try to save the third and final patient - Dave.

Cox loses the third final patient - the one he was closest to. Cox blames himself for the death of Dave, especially as he wasn't needing a kidney immediately.